Witty, funny writing and shopkeeper
Mentioned in ~1 in 2 positive reviews
“This it the game I always bring up when it comes to the funniest games I've ever played. It had me cracking up the whole way through.”
Steam review · 30.9 h played ↗

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$19.99
Open on Steam ↗US Steam price, checked 5 h ago · Lowest we’ve seen since Oct 21, 2026: $3.99
A witty, great-sounding Ninja Gaiden homage that turns into a Metroidvania halfway. Skip it if you hate backtracking or precision platforming with awkward glide controls.
Great for
Retro platformer fans who love chiptune music, witty writing and a genre-twisting surprise
Main risk
The second-half Metroidvania switch means lots of tedious backtracking through old levels
Mentioned in ~1 in 2 positive reviews
“This it the game I always bring up when it comes to the funniest games I've ever played. It had me cracking up the whole way through.”
Steam review · 30.9 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~2 in 5 positive reviews
“Banger soundtrack (Seriously, I couldnt name a single bad track, I got hooked from the very first one.”
Steam review · 22.9 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 4 positive reviews
“THIS is how you subvert the expectations of a genre.”
Steam review · 6.8 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 4 positive reviews
“The movement feels incredible—tight, responsive, and insanely satisfying once everything clicks.”
Steam review · 13.8 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 4 positive reviews
“Great pixelart”
Steam review · 22.9 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 6 positive reviews
“The Messenger is the closest thing to NES Ninja Gaiden, but modern and actually playable.”
Steam review · 4.9 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~2 in 5 negative reviews
“Everything after that was an absolute slog with an overabundance of backtracking combined with senseless puzzles that you have almost no way of figuring out by yourself.”
Steam review · 12.4 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 5 negative reviews
“Then you hit one the bosses ( demon general ) which unlike all previous bosses is straight impossible.”
Steam review · 9.3 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 8 negative reviews
“The same button jumps, double jumps if you attacked something and goes into wing suit mode when held - that is way too much functionality and leads to frustrated button mashing.”
Steam review · 16.8 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 8 negative reviews
“one of the smarmiest games I have ever played.”
Steam review · 5.7 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 9 negative reviews
“a árvore de habilidades é muito pequena (na metade do jogo tu já comprou praticamente todas as melhorias, um absurdo)”
Steam review · 4 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 15 negative reviews
“the tiny red ♥♥♥♥ that mocks you for literally trying to play the game.”
Steam review · 4.2 h played ↗
From the Steam store page
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