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Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator

Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator

Worth buying? What 300 Steam reviews say.

Mostly Positive · 78%2017

US Steam price, checked 5 h ago

The verdict

A sandbox for staging huge, silly battles, fun for an hour or two. The AI is basic and content thin, so skip it if you want depth or plan to pay full price.

Great for

Players who enjoy watching absurd mass battles (chickens vs legions), tinkering with mods, and buying on deep sale

Main risk

Novelty wears off within an hour or two and the price feels too high for so little depth

What players love

Absurd, creative mass battles

Mentioned in ~2 in 5 positive reviews

“This isn’t a strategy game, this is a sandbox for people who stared at their box of plastic toy soldiers as kids and thought, Yeah, but what if 10,000 chickens fought the Roman Legion? It delivers exactly that madness.”

Steam review · 11.6 h played  ↗

What players complain about

System requirements

Steam Deck: Playable
OSWindows Vista Or Later
ProcessorIntel Core i5 4590, AMD FX 8320 or greater
Memory8 GB RAM
Graphics(DirectX 11) AMD Radeon HD 5770 1024MB | NVIDIA GTS 450 1024MB | Intel HD4000 @720P.
Storage5 GB available space

Analyzed Oct 21, 2026  ·  300 reviews

150 positive, 150 negative

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