Simple, addictive swipe mechanic
Mentioned in ~1 in 5 positive reviews
“It's incredible how such a simple concept of just swiping left or right to decide can produce such a fun game with so many possible outcomes.”
Steam review · 25.1 h played ↗

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$2.99
Open on Steam ↗US Steam price, checked 5 h ago
A cheap, charming swipe-based kingdom balancer with dark humor and many ways to die. It gets repetitive and RNG-heavy fast, and some players can't get it running; skip it if you want deep choices.
Great for
Players wanting a cheap, quirky time-killer with dark humor, played in short bursts
Main risk
Repetitive cards and RNG make it stale after a couple of hours, or it may not run at all
Mentioned in ~1 in 5 positive reviews
“It's incredible how such a simple concept of just swiping left or right to decide can produce such a fun game with so many possible outcomes.”
Steam review · 25.1 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 6 positive reviews
“It's really fun for a couple of hours and really justifies the cheap price.”
Steam review · 16.6 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 7 positive reviews
“At the second level, you start to strategize, because every consecutive run is built on the previous runs.”
Steam review · 21.5 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 7 positive reviews
“The game is wickedly funny and visually appealing.”
Steam review · 7 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 9 positive reviews
“Also note the variety of ways you can die. Get killed by usurpers, relatives, monsters, diseases, fanatics, oligarchs, your own hubris...”
Steam review · 2.5 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 9 positive reviews
“I was actually shocked by the music, it is really nice and smooth, settling quietly into the background perfectly.”
Steam review · 11.1 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~2 in 5 negative reviews
“things become excruciatingly stale after 2 hours”
Steam review · 3.8 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 3 negative reviews
“Consequences of your choices are unclear. You're just randomly killed off for unknown "reasons".”
Steam review · 1 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 6 negative reviews
“In reality, the choices you make are simply a matter of balancing your four resources.”
Steam review · 1.6 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 8 negative reviews
“Doesn't lend itself well to sitting at a desk or a couch and focusing intently on it. Get it for your phone for quick ten minute bursts.”
Steam review · 0.4 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 12 negative reviews
“Once you launch it the cards will remain blank and you won't be able to progress, there is no fix anyone knows of and the dev isn't responding or taking notice.”
Steam review · 0.1 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 19 negative reviews
“Anniversary update wiped my save. Very cool.”
Steam review · 5.8 h played ↗
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+ Great with friends
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+ Atmospheric art, music and voice acting
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+ Gorgeous pixel art and animation
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analyzed 4 d ago

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analyzed 4 d ago
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