Nostalgic Army Men toy-soldier theme
Mentioned in ~1 in 4 positive reviews
“Just good old fashion Army Men fun. Brought back the nostalgia feeling from our childhood.”
Steam review · 6.8 h played ↗
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Very Positive · 82%Very Positive · 82%Virtual Basement LLC, Code Headquarters LLC2015Third-Person Shooter · Shooter · Action
−50%$9.99$4.99
US Steam price, checked 6 h ago
The verdict
A charming, nostalgic Army Men-style 5v5 shooter with creative maps and objectives, but the online community is nearly dead. Skip it unless you have friends to play with.
Great for
Groups of friends who want cheap, casual, nostalgic Army Men fun
Main risk
Servers are empty, so you can't find matches and bots are limited
What players love
Creative maps and varied objectives
Mentioned in ~1 in 4 positive reviews
“Levels are very creativelly done (not many games let you play inside of fish tank or freezer) and that applies for objectives too, lighting cake candles with flamethrower is just hilarious.”
Steam review · 13.1 h played ↗
Great with friends
Mentioned in ~1 in 5 positive reviews
“it is so fun all you need is just a couple friends.”
Steam review · 8.7 h played ↗
Charming graphics and catchy soundtrack
Mentioned in ~1 in 5 positive reviews
“the colors are vibrant and the envrionments are beautiful”
Steam review · 5.7 h played ↗
Bots allow solo play, very cheap on sale
Mentioned in ~1 in 6 positive reviews
“there actually is, so if you're like me and not into multiplayer, you can at least start a private server against bots.”
Steam review · 4.5 h played ↗
Runs well on weak PCs
Mentioned in ~1 in 25 positive reviews
“It runs like butter on my pc, and on my cheap laptop”
Steam review · 11.1 h played ↗
What players complain about
Dead playerbase, empty servers
Mentioned in ~4 in 5 negative reviews
“There is no server browser, just a play now option which will go on for 20 secs and then tell you "NO GAMES AVAILABLE" because NO ONE IS PLAYING.”
Steam review · 2 h played ↗
No single-player; bots limited or poor
Mentioned in ~1 in 5 negative reviews
“There's a TON of maps but only a handful are playable with bots...?”
Steam review · 0.2 h played ↗
Poor shooting feel and hit detection
Mentioned in ~1 in 10 negative reviews
“You will be shooting a standing still player and apparently your bullet missed.”
Steam review · 1.1 h played ↗
Shallow gameplay, no progression or classes
Mentioned in ~1 in 11 negative reviews
“You start with every peice of gear in the game.”
Steam review · 1.7 h played ↗
Linear, stalemate-prone maps
Mentioned in ~1 in 50 negative reviews
“They're extremely linear and most games end up being a stalemate.”
Steam review · 5.4 h played ↗
Cheaters and toxic vote-kicks
Mentioned in ~1 in 50 negative reviews
“No one plays this game for ONE reason... Cheating Hackers with Aim-bot.”
Steam review · 21.2 h played ↗
System requirements
From the Steam store page
Steam Deck: UnknownController support14 GB
Minimum
OSwindows 7
Processor2 GHz Dual-Core 64-bit CPU
Memory4 GB RAM
GraphicsDirectX11 Compatible GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
Storage14 GB available space
OSwindows 7
Processor2 GHz Dual-Core 64-bit CPU
Memory4 GB RAM
GraphicsDirectX11 Compatible GPU with 1 GB Video RAM
Storage14 GB available space
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