Meme humor and quotable dialogue
Mentioned in ~2 in 5 positive reviews
“Plus, the voice acting and dialogue are a quote book for the ages.”
Steam review · translated · 3.3 h played ↗
LIZARDS MUST DIE
Worth buying? What 300 Steam reviews say.Worth buying? Here’s what 300 Steam reviews actually say.
Overwhelmingly PositiveOverwhelmingly Positive · 96%Smola Game Studio2023Souls-like · Hack and Slash · Action RPG
−70%$3.99$1.19
US Steam price, checked 5 h ago
The verdict
A cheap meme slasher built on the Rus-vs-Lizards joke, with funny voice lines and phonk music. The combat is clunky and buggy, so skip it if you want a polished game.
Great for
Fans of the Rus-vs-Lizards meme who want a cheap, silly evening of solo or co-op slashing
Main risk
Clunky combat, bugs and bad hitboxes feel unfinished if you don't enjoy it as a meme
What players love
Great phonk soundtrack
Mentioned in ~1 in 5 positive reviews
“the music is simply top, some tracks are now on repeat”
Steam review · translated · 3.2 h played ↗
Very cheap, good for an evening
Mentioned in ~1 in 6 positive reviews
“A great game for the price of one school lunch.”
Steam review · translated · 5 h played ↗
Fun with friends in co-op
Mentioned in ~1 in 15 positive reviews
“if you have a friend, drag them in too, it's more fun”
Steam review · translated · 5.7 h played ↗
What players complain about
Clunky, unresponsive combat and bad hitboxes
Mentioned in ~1 in 5 negative reviews
“Made on a shoestring; it would be playable if hits had impact, but there's none and damage lands only half the time”
Steam review · translated · 1.4 h played ↗
Many bugs, feels unfinished
Mentioned in ~1 in 5 negative reviews
“many bugs and it feels like a demo, not a full game.”
Steam review · translated · 1.8 h played ↗
Unbalanced difficulty, no checkpoints
Mentioned in ~1 in 6 negative reviews
“you die and have to start from the very beginning of the level.”
Steam review · translated · 5.5 h played ↗
Short and repetitive
Mentioned in ~1 in 9 negative reviews
“very samey, so it gets boring quickly”
Steam review · translated · 0.7 h played ↗
Freezes, crashes and launch failures
Mentioned in ~1 in 9 negative reviews
“the game regularly freezes when there's no hardware load at all”
Steam review · translated · 2.1 h played ↗
Poor voice acting, sound and humor
Mentioned in ~1 in 14 negative reviews
“footsteps are too loud, lizard screams right in your ear....”
Steam review · translated · 3.1 h played ↗
System requirements
From the Steam store page
Steam Deck: Playable3 GB
Minimum
OSWindows 7 64bit
ProcessorIntel Core i3 2.5 GHz / AMD Ryzen 5
Memory4 GB RAM
GraphicsNvidia GTX 970 / RX 480 (4GB+ of VRAM)
Storage3 GB available space
Recommended
OSWindows 10 64bit
ProcessorIntel Core i7 2.8 GHz / AMD Ryzen 7
Memory16 GB RAM
GraphicsNvidia 2060 Super / RX 5700 XT (8GB+ of VRAM)
Storage3 GB available space
OSWindows 7 64bit
ProcessorIntel Core i3 2.5 GHz / AMD Ryzen 5
Memory4 GB RAM
GraphicsNvidia GTX 970 / RX 480 (4GB+ of VRAM)
Storage3 GB available space
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