Hilarious 80s action parody
Mentioned in ~1 in 2 positive reviews
“It's all meant to feel like a poorly written 80's action movie, and boy did they nail that feeling right on the head.”
Steam review · 8.4 h played ↗
Far Cry 3 - Blood Dragon
Worth buying? What 300 Steam reviews say.Worth buying? Here’s what 300 Steam reviews actually say.
Very Positive · 87%Very Positive · 87%Ubisoft Montreal2013FPS · Action · Adventure
$14.99
Open on Steam ↗US Steam price, checked 5 h ago
The verdict
A short, funny neon 80s action parody built on Far Cry 3, with a great soundtrack. Skip it if dead-server menu delays, launcher trouble and crashes on modern PCs would ruin it for you.
Great for
Fans of 80s action movies, synthwave and short cheesy power-fantasy shooters, ideally bought on sale
Main risk
Ubisoft launcher, dead-server delays and crashes can make it frustrating or unplayable on modern PCs
What players love
Short and sweet, easy to 100%
Mentioned in ~1 in 3 positive reviews
“Doesn't waste your time.”
Steam review · 6.1 h played ↗
Striking neon retro-futuristic style
Mentioned in ~1 in 4 positive reviews
“it has a really cool 80's synthwave style which is just awesome.”
Steam review · 11.9 h played ↗
Great synthwave soundtrack
Mentioned in ~1 in 7 positive reviews
“The soundtrack absolutely slaps, and the dumb humor somehow makes everything even better.”
Steam review · 5.3 h played ↗
Fun power-fantasy gameplay
Mentioned in ~1 in 12 positive reviews
“You move insanely fast, jump ridiculously high, take no fall damage, and completely overpower almost every enemy in the game.”
Steam review · 8.8 h played ↗
What players complain about
Dead-server connection delay in menus
Mentioned in ~1 in 3 negative reviews
“Ubisoft never patched out the code that requires the game to connect to its Far Cry 3 server.”
Steam review · 0.4 h played ↗
Crashes and poor compatibility with modern PCs
Mentioned in ~1 in 3 negative reviews
“The worst issue is that it struggles to be stable on modern hardware, with frequent CTDs”
Steam review · 18.8 h played ↗
Ubisoft Connect launcher and account problems
Mentioned in ~1 in 4 negative reviews
“I feel obliged to leave a negative review just because of the god-forsaken Ubisoft launcher.”
Steam review · 9.8 h played ↗
Achievements and saves not working
Mentioned in ~1 in 9 negative reviews
“Ran around collecting every collectable, the achievements never popped”
Steam review · 6.2 h played ↗
Too short, shallow and repetitive
Mentioned in ~1 in 13 negative reviews
“$15 for what amounts to a standalone DLC that's incredibly bare bones and only carried by it's aesthetics is not a price worth paying.”
Steam review · 6 h played ↗
Poor performance and optimization
Mentioned in ~1 in 13 negative reviews
“Windows 11 wtih an i7 and rtx 4050 should provide more than a choppy 40fps at 1080p.”
Steam review · 2.1 h played ↗
System requirements
From the Steam store page
Steam Deck: Playable3 GB
Minimum
OSWindows® XP (SP3) / Windows Vista® (SP2) / Windows 10 (64-bit versions only)
Processor2.66 GHz Intel® Core™2 Duo E6700 or 3.00 GHz AMD Athlon™ 64 X2 6000+
Memory2 GB
Graphics512 MB DirectX® 9.0c–compliant
Storage3 GB HD space
Recommended
OSWindows® XP (SP3) / Windows Vista® (SP2) / Windows 10 (64-bit versions only)
Processor2.93 GHz Intel® Core™ i3-530 or 3.10 GHz AMD Phenom™ II X2 550 or better
Memory4 GB
Graphics1024 MB DirectX 11–complaint or higher
Storage3 GB HD space
OSWindows® XP (SP3) / Windows Vista® (SP2) / Windows 10 (64-bit versions only)
Processor2.66 GHz Intel® Core™2 Duo E6700 or 3.00 GHz AMD Athlon™ 64 X2 6000+
Memory2 GB
Graphics512 MB DirectX® 9.0c–compliant
Storage3 GB HD space
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