Funny cheesy dialogue and voice acting
Mentioned in ~1 in 4 positive reviews
“The voice acting being clearly a guy doing a japanese impression to all english words adds heavily to the game's funny levels.”
Steam review · 1.6 h played ↗
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Very Positive · 91%Very Positive · 91%targim.2026FPS · Shooter · Action
−10%$12.99$11.69
US Steam price, checked 2 h ago
The verdict
A short, cheesy, gory John Woo-style retro shooter with punchy guns and great humor. Skip it if you want long, varied content or find the fake Japanese-accent voice acting grating.
Great for
Fans of boomer shooters, FEAR/Max Payne and 90s action-movie cheese who want a cheap few hours of fun
Main risk
Only about 2-4 hours with repetitive enemies, and the fake Japanese accent voice acting may annoy you
What players love
Satisfying, punchy gunplay
Mentioned in ~1 in 4 positive reviews
“The guns feel great, sound meaty and feel heavy.”
Steam review · 7 h played ↗
Hard Boiled / John Woo 90s action atmosphere
Mentioned in ~1 in 4 positive reviews
“Absolutely nailed the Hong Kong Cinema feel.”
Steam review · 0.6 h played ↗
Gore, destruction and particle effects
Mentioned in ~1 in 4 positive reviews
“Overall a great little shooter with lots of particles and effects flying around as you shoot your way through tons of enemies!”
Steam review · 2.6 h played ↗
Great value for the price
Mentioned in ~1 in 7 positive reviews
“This game is less than $15 with an ENDLESS CORRIDOR mode for non-stop replay value after you end the campaign. This game is an absolute bargain”
Steam review · 4.1 h played ↗
Fun spit-to-heal mechanic and slow-mo
Mentioned in ~1 in 7 positive reviews
“The slomo ability is fun, and this game has a very unique way of getting back health.”
Steam review · 3 h played ↗
What players complain about
Short and repetitive
Mentioned in ~2 in 5 negative reviews
“Sadly after half an hour it felt all the same. Loads of enemies and with just a few weapons there wasn't lots of variety.”
Steam review · 0.8 h played ↗
Grating fake-accent voice acting
Mentioned in ~2 in 5 negative reviews
“this cringe, put-on, fake Japanese accent that every character has”
Steam review · 0.2 h played ↗
Poor checkpoints, no mid-mission saves
Mentioned in ~1 in 5 negative reviews
“No continue feature! You're forced to restart the whole level if you don't finish it in one go!”
Steam review · 1 h played ↗
Performance problems
Mentioned in ~1 in 5 negative reviews
“Endless mode dropped my laptop's performance to 20 fps.”
Steam review · 0.5 h played ↗
Stiff movement
Mentioned in ~1 in 10 negative reviews
“Terrible movement. No jump, no sprint, even a little.”
Steam review · 2.3 h played ↗
System requirements
From the Steam store page
Steam Deck: UnknownController support5 GB
Minimum
OSWindows 10
Processorwith a clock frequency of 2.6 GHz
Memory1000 MB RAM
Graphics1 Gb Video Memory, capable of Shader Model 2.0+
Storage5 GB available space
Recommended
OSWindows 10/11
ProcessorDual Core 3.0 Ghz
Memory8 GB RAM
Graphics2 Gb Video Memory, capable of Shader Model 2.0+
Storage5 GB available space
OSWindows 10
Processorwith a clock frequency of 2.6 GHz
Memory1000 MB RAM
Graphics1 Gb Video Memory, capable of Shader Model 2.0+
Storage5 GB available space
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