Addictive, fun core loop
Mentioned in ~1 in 6 positive reviews
“one of those janky comedy simulator games that really shouldn’t be as addictive as it is”
Steam review · 7.6 h played ↗

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$19.99
Open on Steam ↗US Steam price, checked 2 h ago
A janky, chaotic cafe sim that's addictive and funny for roughly 5-15 hours, but save wipes, bugs and poor optimization are common. Skip it at full price or if you hate bugs.
Great for
Players who enjoy janky, meme-filled sims and short grindy sessions, bought on a deep discount
Main risk
Saves can be wiped after sleeping and quitting, losing hours of progress
7 recent reviews
Recent negative reviews mention lost progress after saving and constant thief/bomber attacks wrecking the cafe. Based on few recent reviews, so moderate confidence.
7 recent reviews
Mentioned in ~1 in 6 positive reviews
“one of those janky comedy simulator games that really shouldn’t be as addictive as it is”
Steam review · 7.6 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 8 positive reviews
“for the £5.86 I paid, I don’t think it was a bad experience”
Steam review · 15.9 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 8 positive reviews
“This game is really clunky, but in a fun way.”
Steam review · 4.2 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 15 positive reviews
“It offers more ways to earn money and automate the shop, plus other new secrets you can discover.”
Steam review · 17.1 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 21 positive reviews
“You just need to relax and do what you think is right”
Steam review · translated · 13.4 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 30 positive reviews
“There is more content than in the first game which is an improvement.”
Steam review · 17.1 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 3 negative reviews
“After sinking 12 hours into a save file, my file got corrupted.”
Steam review · 12.9 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 3 negative reviews
“Customers getting stuck in animations, needing a reload or the pc is used permanently”
Steam review · 15.1 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 4 negative reviews
“Almost 100% CPU utilization, the CPU suffers from this in the long run.”
Steam review · 16.6 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 8 negative reviews
“They gave every item in your shop loose gmod prop physics so everything just goes flying whenever an NPC pathfinds through it and you spend half the game putting desks and items back in place”
Steam review · 5.3 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 8 negative reviews
“It hasn't had an update since 2022 and it's clear the developers have abandoned this project.”
Steam review · 11.1 h played ↗
Mentioned in ~1 in 8 negative reviews
“I was able to accomplish everything in the game in about 4 hrs of gameplay time.”
Steam review · 8.3 h played ↗
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